Let me explain. I checked my regular e-mail a little bit ago, and I got what you would call "hate mail" from my sister Lynne. She basically said that she is never speaking to me again because I didn't give her enough attention and comment on her one measly post she left for me. So, in order to try and reconcile with my sister, I decided to dedicate an entire post to her.
Lynne, my love, thank you for the comment. Thank you for apologizing for being a bad sister and not telling your boss you needed to answer your phone because your sister in Haiti was calling you at fifty cents a minute. I do sure hope you will forgive me. As I put on my Crocs this morning I thought of your beautiful face and messy hair. If you could see my right now you would see that I am giving you the finger wave.